#2. you thought twice about getting two wedding dresses — one for the ceremony and one for the reception.

#3. you’ve implemented a marketing strategy to drive more traffic to your wedding website.

#4. you’ve commissioned an ice sculptor to create a bust in your likeness.

#5. you’ve created a planning spreadsheet that is so big it can no longer be sent over email.

#6. you picked out your engagement ring before you met your fiance’.

#7. you ran to the store to buy wedding magazines before you called your family to tell them you got engaged.

#8. you have more bridesmaids than you do friends.

#9. you’ve planned three occasions where you’ll be able to wear your dress after the wedding – one of them being your first anniversary.

#10. you giggle inside every time you get to answer the question “are you the bride?”

#11. you branded your wedding.

#12. you set your table at home just like it will be set at the wedding.

#13. you have a line item in your monthly budget called tulle and organza expenses.

#14. you created a logo for your wedding ‘collateral’

#15. The first thing you said when you called your parents to tell them you were engaged was, “Mom – we get to plan a wedding!”

#16. you have nightmares about walking down the aisle in an orange dress with bad tan lines.

#17. you named your signature drink after yourself — the “YOURNAMEHERE-Tini”!

#18. you created an 23 page Powerpoint presentation to persuade your parents to pay for the full bar.

#19. you use the phrase ‘it’s my vision’ more than once a day.

and NUMBER TWENTY….
#20. you’ve carefully planned your menstrual cycles so that you ovulate on your wedding night — OH WAIT that means you’re a baby junkie!!